Saturday, December 6, 2008

Hypotheses

The following conversation took place at a (sports) bar in some other country (not Malaysia), while waiting for a live performance:

Metrosexual muslim guy - who proclaims his love for shopping (was drinking beer at the scene):
U know the other day i had my eyes on this
ZARA shoes... it was really nice.

Hot muslim girl - who also likes shopping (dons the headgear but went to the bar as a friend -of her friend got her free tickets to watch a band performing live and initially had no idea it was held at a bar):
I think ZARA shoes are rather expensive...

Metrosexual muslim guy - who proclaims his love for shopping (was drinking beer at the scene):
Not really, it was only USD38.2446
.

Hot muslim girl - who also likes shopping (dons the headgear but went to the bar as a friend
-of her friend got her free tickets to watch a band performing and initially had no idea it was held at a bar):
Oh okay, that's not too bad. So did u buy it??

Metrosexual muslim guy - who proclaims his love for shopping (was drinking beer at the scene):
No. It has pig skin lining.

Hot muslim girl - who also likes shopping (dons the headgear but went to the bar as a friend
-of her friend got her free tickets to watch a band performing and initially had no idea it was held at a bar):
Ahhh.... (but thinking, u can drink beer but u can't wear a pig skin lining shoes?? Okayyy..).

Later, after the loud (but brilliant) music performance the
Hot muslim girl - who also likes shopping (dons the headgear but went to the bar as a friend-of her friend got her free tickets to watch a band performing and initially had no idea it was held at a bar) told her friend about the conversation she had with the Metrosexual muslim guy - who proclaims his love for shopping (was drinking beer at the scene), and the friend replied,

"Well, if u wear pig skin lining, u have to
samak but if u drink then there is no such need.. that's what i think."

But the
Hot muslim girl - who also likes shopping (dons the headgear but went to the bar as a friend-of her friend got her free tickets to watch a band performing and initially had no idea it was held at a bar) was thinking, that's exactly it. At least u CAN samak if u wear those shoes. But the drinking, it becomes part of your flesh, part of you, which has the substance running wild in your veins. No?


p/s:
Please bear with me. The author is now suffering from a major lack of inspiration.......

*some small facts are changed due to making this conversation more or less fictional. But not the "HOT" part describing the muslim girl, though :p


6 comments:

Anis said...

hi darling:) i do open order from LV till Dec 13.Hampstead MM for only RM3999.msia price is RM4950! grab urs now sis some item u could save up to RM2k+!tq dear:)

Anonymous said...

Really? You are a hot Muslim girl? Please.............

Anonymous said...

But your writing is creative. Very good!

pure_evs said...

so Ive heard this story before, but hearing it the 2nd time hasnt changed my reactions to the first time me hearing it...Hot Muslim girl... :)

azra said...

Dear Anonymous,
My story, my characters, my way. TQ.

Pure evs,
i need an inspiration.. will update HK story later :)

azra said...

Dear MR. anonymous,

Thank u for revealing urself.. now the comment makes sense.. 2 words for u, HASAD DENGKI!! :P