Saturday, December 6, 2008

Hypotheses

The following conversation took place at a (sports) bar in some other country (not Malaysia), while waiting for a live performance:

Metrosexual muslim guy - who proclaims his love for shopping (was drinking beer at the scene):
U know the other day i had my eyes on this
ZARA shoes... it was really nice.

Hot muslim girl - who also likes shopping (dons the headgear but went to the bar as a friend -of her friend got her free tickets to watch a band performing live and initially had no idea it was held at a bar):
I think ZARA shoes are rather expensive...

Metrosexual muslim guy - who proclaims his love for shopping (was drinking beer at the scene):
Not really, it was only USD38.2446
.

Hot muslim girl - who also likes shopping (dons the headgear but went to the bar as a friend
-of her friend got her free tickets to watch a band performing and initially had no idea it was held at a bar):
Oh okay, that's not too bad. So did u buy it??

Metrosexual muslim guy - who proclaims his love for shopping (was drinking beer at the scene):
No. It has pig skin lining.

Hot muslim girl - who also likes shopping (dons the headgear but went to the bar as a friend
-of her friend got her free tickets to watch a band performing and initially had no idea it was held at a bar):
Ahhh.... (but thinking, u can drink beer but u can't wear a pig skin lining shoes?? Okayyy..).

Later, after the loud (but brilliant) music performance the
Hot muslim girl - who also likes shopping (dons the headgear but went to the bar as a friend-of her friend got her free tickets to watch a band performing and initially had no idea it was held at a bar) told her friend about the conversation she had with the Metrosexual muslim guy - who proclaims his love for shopping (was drinking beer at the scene), and the friend replied,

"Well, if u wear pig skin lining, u have to
samak but if u drink then there is no such need.. that's what i think."

But the
Hot muslim girl - who also likes shopping (dons the headgear but went to the bar as a friend-of her friend got her free tickets to watch a band performing and initially had no idea it was held at a bar) was thinking, that's exactly it. At least u CAN samak if u wear those shoes. But the drinking, it becomes part of your flesh, part of you, which has the substance running wild in your veins. No?


p/s:
Please bear with me. The author is now suffering from a major lack of inspiration.......

*some small facts are changed due to making this conversation more or less fictional. But not the "HOT" part describing the muslim girl, though :p


6 comments:

Niza @ Anis said...

hi darling:) i do open order from LV till Dec 13.Hampstead MM for only RM3999.msia price is RM4950! grab urs now sis some item u could save up to RM2k+!tq dear:)

Anonymous said...

Really? You are a hot Muslim girl? Please.............

Anonymous said...

But your writing is creative. Very good!

DebtSurvivor said...

so Ive heard this story before, but hearing it the 2nd time hasnt changed my reactions to the first time me hearing it...Hot Muslim girl... :)

Anonymous said...

Dear Anonymous,
My story, my characters, my way. TQ.

Pure evs,
i need an inspiration.. will update HK story later :)

Anonymous said...

Dear MR. anonymous,

Thank u for revealing urself.. now the comment makes sense.. 2 words for u, HASAD DENGKI!! :P